PMS, I hate you

Aug 22, 2007 at 5:48 PM
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You make me bloaty and weepy,

pimply and sleepy,

grouchy and ouchie,

for nearly a week.

I'm sick of your grief,

You make the actual MS part a welcome relief.

PMS I wish you would fuck off and die.

All the Best,
Crankypants

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[this is good]

Then:

You flow for three days

Right before ceasing

Then again you'll start

You were just teasing

[this is good]

One advantage of age. It is over over over

crankypants replied to Aubrey’s comment:
Aug 22, 2007
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oh so it's not just me that gets the "hiatus"?

And you know what? It fools me every time.

robbbiedobbbie replied to SweetMisery’s comment:
Aug 22, 2007
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ah, yes, the blessings of age. not many, but sweeeeeeeeeeeet..

I quite like Roseanne Barr's view on PMS: "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."

Hope you start feeling better soon. Chocolate biscuits may not cure PMS, but they make it easier to cope.

crankypants replied to EvilWombatQueen’s comment:
Aug 22, 2007
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oh man, I have been wanting to try those Tim Tams since someone told me about them almost a year ago! Yummeh!!

I ate my veggies, so I am allowed my junk food snack---except I don't really have anything. well, there's the dark chocolate covered pretzels, but they aren't open yet, and I should resist.

EvilWombatQueen replied to crankypants’ comment:
Aug 22, 2007
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Dark chocolate covered pretzels? Eek, that sounds frighteningly close to a health food!

Yes, and the kid has the 2 days, break, three days thing too.
And it still gets both of us.
Hopeless.

eek. I'm glad I don't get the "break" thing -- that would freak me out, and annoy me to bits. (as it is, I don't see the point of this PMS and its associate continuing this many long long years for no purpose. Why don't they just pack up and move away? I know they're thinking about leaving for good, but just do it! Now! I'm certainly ready for them to go away!!!...) (Grumble grumble grumble)

Those TimTams look good enough to eat!!!! ;-)

How come you didn't post this when I thought you were a guy?!? ;-)

i hope you feel better soon.
really. the transitional months [winter - spring and summer - fall] just kill me.
i don't know what it is but my cycle just decides to adjust itself.
it'll be either a week late or a week early.
you wanna see me on a tear - catch me on the late side
that's when the PMS turns into a 2 week torture test
eGADS!!!